OUT OF ORDER
Waiting my turn is chafing yet okay
so long as everyone else plays by the rules.
But when the mindless second clerk
sets up and announces loudly "next",
so that all order breaks down and the
Johnny-Come-Lately at the back of the
line rushes to be first at the second
register, I really get pissed and,
unlike my father, who made no fuss
and took the bad with the good,
I start to bitch and now
I'm the bad guy.